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1. Physically comfortable clothes instead of the usual torture devices women's clothes is designed to be by apparently sadists.

2. Psychologically and socially comfortable clothes that help reduce drama at work from people assuming you are just a piece of ass, open to an affair, looking to marry well and QUIT etc.

3. A functional wardrobe so it's easy to pack for a business trip and just damn well GET DRESSED in the morning because you KNOW stuff goes together without spending ALL your so-called free time after working tearing your hair out and combing through all the stores in town for two pieces that work together.

Number two is probably what readers imagine is my top priority in my diabolical plot to promote gender equality.

It's NOT. If you join the military and look like a man to other people, if you are the only woman stationed somewhere, everyone wants a piece of you. I'm STILL waiting to be too old and ugly to get treated like nothing but a piece of ass and Internet comments suggest I'm not the only old bitty going "THIS SHIT NEVER ends!!! Aaaaaaugh!!!!"

Number THREE is the REAL piece that matters for helping you compete with the guys at work because trying to figure out what to wear no longer is some giant cancerous Pink Tax on your time, energy, money, mental capacity etc etc etc.